Futurama (TV Series)

Proposition Infinity (2010)

John DiMaggio: Bender, URL, Hermaphrobot, Pre-Op Transformer, Gay Man, Bender's Ringtone

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Quotes 

• Turanga Leela : So, Amy, how can I phrase this delicately? Why did Kif dump you like a bag of yesterday's turds?

  Amy Wong : He said I have a thing for bad boys. It's so stupid.

  Bender : The truth is often stupid.

  [blows smoke in Amy's face and sprinkles ashes in her drink] 

  Amy Wong : Why do you have to be so mean to me?

  Bender : Shut up, baby. You love it.

  Amy Wong : Don't tell me to shut up! You know what happened to the last guy that told me to shut up?

  Bender : What?

  [Cut to Amy and Bender in bed] 

  Amy Wong : That was great.

  Bender : Shut up.

• Dr. Zoidberg : [while inspecting Amy's engagement ring from Bender]  Such a stone! Is it real?

  [Amy carves a circle in Zoidberg's shell] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : Hooray!

  Professor Farnsworth : Hooray denied! Need I remind you that robosexual marriage is illegal?

  Turanga Leela : Not in Space Massachusetts.

  Bender : You mean Space Tax-achusetts? No chance, judge-pants! We're gonna fight to legalize it right here!

  Hermes Conrad : Ya mon! Ya got to legalize it!

  Amy Wong : We're talking about robosexual marriage.

  Hermes Conrad : We're talking about lots of stuff.

• URL : [after knocking out a prisoner with the Vulcan neck pinch]  Momma said Spock you out.

• Professor Farnsworth : A pair of deviant robosexuals? Not under my roof!

  Bender : What about on the roof?

  Professor Farnsworth : Get your mind out of the gutter!

  Bender : What about in the gutter?

• Bender : Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... Oops! Sorry. Force of habit. I support this proposition because I'm in love with a goopy, flesh-and-blood woman, and not surprisingly, she loves me. This is a simple matter of justice, which I'm not normally for. So please, vote yes. After all, our love isn't any different than yours, except it's hotter, 'cause I'm involved.

• Bender : Tell me, have things changed on the outside? Is food finally in pill form? What about pills? Are they in food form?

• [Getting ready to capture a tornado] 

  Turanga Leela : Is everybody in position?

  Amy Wong : What?

  Dr. Zoidberg : is someone talking?

  Turanga Leela : Okay, good. On three. One...

  Hermes Conrad : What did she say?

  Turanga Leela : Two...

  Bender : Wait! I'm not in position!

  Turanga Leela : Three!

  Dr. Zoidberg : I'm ready for the countdown!

  Turanga Leela : I'm not hearing anyone! Abort mission!

  Philip J. Fry : She said go!

• Bender : Amy, I reckon sweet talk don't come natural to me, but of everyone I've ever dated, you are probably in the top ten.