Futurama (TV Series)

The Futurama Holiday Spectacular (2010)

Coolio: Kwanzaa-bot

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• Hermes Conrad : Kwanzaa traditions are quite ancient, dating back over one thousand years.

  Philip J. Fry : Whoa!

  Zoidberg : If only someone could tell us more about these traditions.

  Kwanzaa-bot : [breaks through the wall]  Oh, yeah!

  Dwight Conrad : Hey, Kool-Aid's here!

  LaBarbara Conrad : No, child, that's not a made-up character. It's Kwanzaa-bot.

  Kwanzaa-bot : And I'mma tell y'all how we celebrate Kwanzaa. Zoidberg, lay down a beat!

  Zoidberg : How 'bout I just lay down?

  Kwanzaa-bot : [rapping]  The seven basic principles that go to make up Kwanzaa! So sit yo' asses down and have some knowledge dropped upons ya!

  LaBarbara Conrad : Kujichagulia...

  Barbados Slim , Bubblegum Tate : And umoja...

  Hermes Conrad : And the rest.

  Planet Express Crew : Now we get it!

  Kwanzaa-bot : Sit back down! There's gonna be a test. My favorite's ujamaa.

  Bubblegum Tate : Cooperative economics.

  Kwanzaa-bot : [to Dwight]  Yo, boondocks, I'm talkin' here! Put away the comics! Ku'umba is another one, it stands for creativity.

  Barbados Slim : [to Zoidberg]  Like the ever-changing nature of my sexual proclivities.

  Kwanzaa-bot : I think there's one called "nia," but I don't speak Swahili, Sumthin' 'bout a pine tree and a oil-wrestlin' dealy?

  Professor Farnsworth : That's from Xmas and Robanukah, you plagiarizing lout!

  Kwanzaa-bot : Yeah, I'm kinda losin' interest here. I'd best be rollin' out. But before I go, the most important thing...

  Dwight Conrad : What's that, Black Santa?

  Kwanzaa-bot : You need seven Kwanzaa candles that you light up every night. But they best be made of beeswax or y'all might as well be white.