The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Fight Before Christmas (2010)

Harry Shearer: Mr. Burns, Jasper, Ned Flanders

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : Mr. Burns! What are you doing here?

  Mr. Burns : I got a visit from three Christmas spirits.

  Abe Simpson : [on a balcony with Jasper]  I wish this show got a visit from three new writers.

  [He and Jasper laugh] 

• Abe Simpson : Well, it looks like this'll finally kill it.

  Jasper : The Simpsons?

  Abe Simpson : No, Christmas.

• Mr. Burns : You lied to me. Release the hounds.

  [Dogs bark at a distance] 

  Mr. Burns : They'll be here any minute now.

  [a sock puppet dog appears] 

  Sock Puppet Dog : We, uh, spent all the money on Katy Perry.

  Katy Perry : Aw, looks like someone needs a hug.

  [Hugs and kisses Mr. Burns] 

  Mr. Burns : I kissed a girl, and I liked it.