The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Real Housewives of Fat Tony (2011)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, DMV Worker, Sideshow Mel, Krusty the Clown, Groundskeeper Willie, Louie, Man Being Drowned, Italian Minister, Pizza Maker, Stevie F. (Jello Shot), Vincent (The Occurrence)
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Quotes
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Selma Bouvier : Marge, if I ever get proposed again, please gouge my eyes out.
Louie : We can teach you how to do it too. The secret is not to stop until you hear a pop.
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Lisa Simpson : [worried] Dad, Aunt Selma is treating a mob boss like an ordinary taxpayer.
Homer Simpson : [excited] And we've got front row seats!
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[at Selma and Tony's wedding]
Homer Simpson : Yes! I am so happy I lived to see this day. He did give her the kiss of death, right?
Marge Simpson : No!
Homer Simpson : [disappointed groan] Aww! I decorated her car for nothing.
[cut to a car outside with banners reading "JUST MURDERED"]
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Homer Simpson : Well, if it isn't Before and After. Blob and blob lite. Tweedle-Yuck and Tweedle-Blech.
Fat Tony : Ahem. I hope I'm not interrupting.
Homer Simpson : [scared] Um, Fat Tony. I was just complimenting your beautiful girlfriend while insulting her hideous twin.
Marge Simpson : I'm sorry, Fat Tony. My husband doesn't realize what he's saying, then five seconds later...
Homer Simpson : [scared] Oh, my God!
Fat Tony : All will be forgiven. If you sketch a portrait of Patty showing her inner beauty.
Homer Simpson : You are cruel but fair.
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Homer Simpson : Can we bring towels?
Fat Tony : We have towels.
Homer Simpson : [whispers] I take a special size.
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Plastic Surgeon : Tony, the surgery was a complete success, so can I take your cousin, the "anesthesiologist," off the payroll?
Fat Tony : You certainly may. Now where is my Selma?
Selma Bouvier : Here's the part that's not in the trash. Mm-hmm.
Fat Tony : Ooh, boys, I'd like a little privacy with Selma. Why don't you take the doctor out back?
Louie : Should we take care of him or "take care of him"?
Fat Tony : Take... care of him.
Louie : I don't know what that meant. Was it the first one or the second one? I can't ask him, otherwise he's gonna "take care of me."
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Fat Tony : I love it here. The way the sun goes down like a crooked boxer. Selma, in this matto, svitato world, you've got to hold on to the good things.
Man Being Drowned : Whoa. Sounds like someone's gonna propose here.
Johnny Tightlips : Shut up. You're spoiling the mood.
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Homer Simpson : Whoo-hoo! First in line. Brought you a gift bag.
Bart Simpson : All that's left is banana Runts. That's the worst Runt. Back of the line, stranger.
Homer Simpson : Huh?
Lisa Simpson : We used our last day of summer vacation standing in this line, and now it's time for our reward.
Bart Simpson : Next in line! What am I bid for next in line?
Carl : Five bucks.
Sideshow Mel : Ten bones.
Chief Wiggum : Half a cheesesteak.
Krusty the Clown : I'll perform at your birthday party. Sober.
Chief Wiggum : Quarter of a cheesesteak.
Groundskeeper Willie : A nest with a robin's egg.
Chief Wiggum : The wrapper of a cheesesteak.
Fat Tony : I bid one lollipop.
Lisa Simpson : Sold, to the lowest bidder.
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Homer Simpson : [in line at the DMV] Oh, I was standing in this line to use the bathroom, but now my license is expired.
Bart Simpson : Hey, Dad, there's an arcade across the street, and there's really no point in all of us waiting in line.
Homer Simpson : Hmm.
[cut to him having fun at said arcade]
Bart Simpson : Oh, I was invited to that party.
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Selma Bouvier : [kidnapped by Fat Tony] The view was better inside the sack.
Fat Tony : You are one tough cookie. I'll tell you what, I'll let you pick which body part I cut off first.
Selma Bouvier : Fine. I choose my love handles.
Fat Tony : What?
Selma Bouvier : Then my arm wattles, my cankles, and finish off with my excess back fat.
Fat Tony : You do not register the level of fear, say, Louie here would.
Louie : Yeah, show some respect for the process.
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Homer Simpson : Cant we stay a little longer? The Occurrence and I were going to go get broiled.
Marge Simpson : Sorry, The Occurrence, but to use your lingo, I have to be "that guy".
The Occurence : Whoa, whoa! You don't want to be "that guy"!
Homer Simpson : I don't want to be that guy, but she's making me be "that guy".
Marge Simpson : Enough!
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Selma Bouvier : [taking off her bikini top in the hot tub] Ah. The boys needed to breath.
Homer Simpson : Wouldn't they be girls?
Selma Bouvier : Mine are boys.