The Simpsons (TV Series)

A Midsummer's Nice Dreams (2011)

Hank Azaria: Professor Frink, Chief Wiggum, Lou, Cletus Spuckler, Tall Man in the Audience, Carl Carlson, Moe Szyslak, Superintendent Chalmers

Quotes 

• Chief Wiggum : Men, I want these brownies confiscated.

  Lou : There are no drugs on these brownies.

  Chief Wiggum : I said confiscate them! And while you're at it, confiscate me a T-shirt, XXXL

  Lou : I thought XXL was a wake-up call for you.

  Chief Wiggum : That was for pants.

• Superintendent Chalmers : Skinner! This dessert menu is funnier than you!

  Seymour Skinner : Yes, but I'm funnier than the cocktail napkins.

  Superintendent Chalmers : They're blank, Seymour.

  Seymour Skinner : Yeah, but there are two K sounds in cocktail.

  Superintendent Chalmers : [Chuckle]  Yes, there are.