- Olivia Peterson: Why would federal investigators be interested in a suicide?
- Sam Winchester: Well, um, it's a new, more caring administration.
- Veritas: I've seen liars before, but you two? Gold standard.
- Dean Winchester: Point of professional pride.
- Dean Winchester: [about Sam] It's not just the vamp. He's been different from the jump.
- Bobby Singer: All right, I'm with you.
- Dean Winchester: Are you?
- Bobby Singer: Yeah. I'll hit the books, hard. Just don't shoot him yet, all right?
- Dean Winchester: I gotta go.
- Bobby Singer: Okay. But did you know my first girlfriend turned out to be a-...
- Dean Winchester: No, no.
- [Hangs up]
- Dean Winchester: Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
- Veritas: What do you really feel about your brother?
- Dean Winchester: Better now. As of yesterday, I wanted to kill him in his sleep. I thought he was a monster.
- [Sam makes a face]
- Dean Winchester: But now I think-...
- Veritas: Now you think what?
- Dean Winchester: He's just acting like me.
- Veritas: What do you mean?
- Dean Winchester: It's the gig. You're covered in blood till you're in your own blood. Half the time you're about to die. Like right now.
- Cook: I pity you.
- Jane Peterson: I'm sorry?
- Cook: You're sad and pathetic, and I pity you -- only reason I'm giving you a head's up. Stay away from the clam chowder. I flavored it with my own... "seasoning".
- Jane Peterson: Can I get you anything else, ma'am?
- Old Lady: No, thank you. I ran over a homeless man once... and I never even stopped to see if he was alive.
- Woman in Bar: I'm sitting like this so you'll look at my breasts. I just bought them. I need a lot of attention.
- Dean Winchester: Good luck with that.
- Dean Winchester: What happened to you, Cass? You used to be human, or at least like one.
- Castiel: I'm at war. Certain regrettable things are now required of me.
- Bobby Singer: Tori Spelling. I'm a huge fan. Girl's a real talent.
- Dean Winchester: I guess it does work over the phone.
- Bobby Singer: You know what else? I get a pedicure once and a while at this nice Vietnamese joint.
- Dean Winchester: Okay, please stop.
- Bobby Singer: This one girl, Nhung Phuong, name means "velvet phoenix." Tiny thing, but the grip on her! She starts on my toes and I feel like I am gonna-...
- Dean Winchester: Whoa, whoa, come on, man. Now I'm scarred for life! Thank you.
- Dean Winchester: A dentist drilled a guy to death.
- Sam Winchester: You mean the non-sexy kind of drilling, right?