Supernatural (TV Series)

Appointment in Samarra (2010)

Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester

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• Heart Attack Victim : Why?

  Dean Winchester : You think maybe it was the extra cheese?

  Heart Attack Victim : Yeah. It was good, though.

  Dean Winchester : That a local place?

  Tessa : Dean...

  Dean Winchester : Right. Umm, time to go, man. Sorry.

  Heart Attack Victim : Wait. Will you tell me what it all... means?

  Dean Winchester : [thinks for a moment]  Everything is dust in the wind.

  Heart Attack Victim : That's it? A Kansas song?

  Tessa : Sorry. He's new.

• Tessa : Just so you know, when people die, they might have questions for you. Well, not you, but Death.

  Dean Winchester : You mean, like "How did Betty White outlast me"?

• Dean Winchester : What's the bet?

  Death : Don't roll your eyes, Dean. It's impolite. Now when you fetch my ring, put it on.

  Dean Winchester : What?

  Death : I want you to be me for one day.

  Dean Winchester : Are you serious?

  Death : No, I'm being incredibly sarcastic.

• Tessa : Wow. They'll just let any slack-jawed haircut be Death these days.

  Dean Winchester : Well, you are all charm today, aren't you?

• Dean Winchester : What's with you and the cheap food?

  Death : I could ask you the same thing.

• Tessa : Dean, you have to take her.

  Dean Winchester : Says who?

  Tessa : Death.

  Dean Winchester : I'm Death.

  Tessa : You know what I mean.

  Dean Winchester : Well, who tells him?

  Tessa : I don't know. It just is. It's destiny.

  Dean Winchester : Give me a break. I spent my whole life fighting that crap. There's no such thing as destiny. Just like there was no Apocalypse. Just a bunch of stuck up mooks who didn't want us human slaves asking questions.

• [Death has proposed building a "wall" in Sam's mind to protect him from memories of being in hell] 

  Dean Winchester : Okay, a wall. Sounds good.

  Tessa : But it's not permanent.

  Death : She's right. Nothing lasts forever. Well, I do.

• Hilary : I'm dead?

  Dean Winchester : I'm sorry.

  Hilary : But what about my dad?

  Dean Winchester : He'll be fine.

  Hilary : Really?

  Dean Winchester : I have no idea.

  Hilary : I can't just leave him. It's not fair.

  Dean Winchester : I know.

  Hilary : Well, then, why?

  Dean Winchester : Because... there's sort of a natural order to things.

  Hilary : Natural order's stupid.

  Dean Winchester : I agree with you there.

• Gunman : [after he dies]  Why?

  Dean Winchester : Mostly because you're a dick. Enjoy the ride down, pal. Trust me, sauna gets hot.

• Dean Winchester : With Sam, is this wall thing really gonna work?

  Death : Call it 75 percent.

• Dean Winchester : You've, uh, done this a lot?

  Dr. Robert : Oh, many, many times.

  Dean Winchester : And your success rate?

  Dr. Robert : Oh, excellent. Almost 75 percent.