Modern Family (TV Series)

Boys' Night (2011)

Reid Ewing: Dylan Marshall

Quotes 

• Haley Dunphy : [Half asleep]  Hello?

  Dylan : Please tell me you have my shoes.

  Haley Dunphy : Why would I have your shoes?

  Dylan : Because I left them at your uncles's house last night.

  Haley Dunphy : [Fully awake]  What? How could you leave without your shoes?

  Dylan : I go a lot of places without shoes. I'm not wearing shoes right now. Oh, wait... that's 'cause I left them at your uncles's house.

  Haley Dunphy : This is a disaster!

  Dylan : Maybe they'll think they're theirs.

  Haley Dunphy : They're gay! They know what shoes they own!