- Frankie Heck: Hey, guys, I just heard some sad news. Your great-great-uncle Mac died.
- Sue Heck: Oh my God, no.
- [sobs]
- Frankie Heck: Oh, it's okay, honey. I know it's hard, but he led a good long life.
- Brick Heck: Is he the one who used to wear suspenders?
- Frankie Heck: No, that's your Uncle Nate.
- Sue Heck: It is?
- Brick Heck: I thought Uncle Nate was the one with a big toe for a thumb.
- Sue Heck: That's Uncle Lou.
- Brick Heck: No, Uncle Lou is the one who can take out his eye.
- Frankie Heck: No, that's your cousin Roy. Uncle Mac was your Aunt Edie's favorite brother. You only met him once when you were very little.
- Brick Heck: Oh. The one with the big toe for a thumb is still okay? We should visit him sometime. He's funny.
- Frankie Heck: Death is a big deal to my family, Mike. We do death very well. Not like your family where you just toss them in a hole and drink.
- Mike Heck: Either way, they end up in the same place.