Batman: The Brave and the Bold (TV Series)
Gorillas in Our Midst! (2010)
Kevin Michael Richardson: B'Wana Beast, Detective Chimp, Monsieur Mallah
Quotes
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B'Wana Beast : Grodd took over Gotham on my watch. I let everyone down. You, Mari.
Batman : I picked you for this mission because I believed in you, B'wana. Now go and prove me right.
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B'Wana Beast : If you've hurt her, Grodd, I'll...
Gorilla Grodd : Do what? Humankind is weak, brainless...
[sniffing him]
Gorilla Grodd : ...and smelly. But you, you're just pathetic. And Batman thought you could defend Gotham. Take out this trash.
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Vixen : I've been thinking about us, and...
[hearing buzzing like bees]
Vixen : Wait, what's that sound?
B'Wana Beast : [civilians flee from large rats with wings] They're my lookout drones to help us patrol the city. Pretty cool, huh?
Vixen : B'wany, you're scaring the civilians.
B'Wana Beast : Honey, Gothamites are used to flies and rats.
[a drone lands on his shoulder and squeaks in his ear]
B'Wana Beast : Flying gorillas? Now, that's gross.
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Gorilla Grodd : The human world will cower before GASP, and Batman will finally be forced to recognize our intellectual superiority.
Monsieur Mallah : You said this was for the good of apekind, yet you obsess over this Batman.
Gorilla Grodd : It's not obsession to know your enemy's every move. Isn't that right, Detective Chimp?
Detective Chimp : [pretending to be a waiter] So, you saw through my disguise, Grodd. It would seem your delusional vision is 20/20 today.
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B'Wana Beast : This is my fault. Batman trusted me to protect Gotham and I failed.
Vixen : B'Wany, worrying won't help. We'll find a way out of this.
B'Wana Beast : How? They've got your amulet. All the animals are gone, and my powers only make these apes stronger. Mari, let's face it, you could do a lot better than me. When it comes to superheroes and boyfriends... I'm strictly D-list. So just get it over with and dump me already.
Vixen : B'wany, I...
Detective Chimp : [being led in with Batman] Take your paws off me, you dirty ape. Come back here and fight. Cuffs or no cuffs, I'll box your ears in.
[turning and seeing Vixen]
Detective Chimp : Well, hello there. I don't believe we've had the pleasure. I'm Chimp. Detective Chimp.
Vixen : B'wany, combine him with something so we can escape.
Detective Chimp : I rather he combined you and I, my dear. We'd make quite the couple, don't you think?
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Detective Chimp : Vixen, if this is indeed the end, at least I had the pleasure of fighting at your side.
B'Wana Beast : Can it, Chimp. I'm getting us out of this. And the lady's spoken for.
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B'Wana Beast : Ostrich plus alligator, what do you think?
Vixen : Repulsive and wonderful.
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Batman : [defeating Grodd] I knew you would come through, B'wana.
Detective Chimp : Good show, old man. I was wrong to doubt you.
Vixen : [Batman and Chimp leave] Now, where were we before all this started? Oh, yes. We have to finish our little talk.
B'Wana Beast : Mari, I know I'm not anyone's idea of the perfect boyfriend, but i-if you just...
Vixen : Will you marry me?
B'Wana Beast : [taken aback] Me? Marry? Mari? You? Us? Yes. I will. I-I do.
Vixen : [leaning up to kiss him] Come here, you.
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B'Wana Beast : A suit? I thought Killer Moth would be an actual moth. Bummer.
Vixen : How about the strength of a bull to flatten them out?
B'Wana Beast : Honey, you used the bull yesterday. Maybe the durability of a cockroach to wear 'em down?
Vixen : No, I'd rather do something quick. Kangeroo kick ought to work.