Supermodels (TV Series)
Waste is a Terrible Thing to Mind (2000)
Paula Tiso: Irony Maiden, Sorority Girl
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Quotes
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Catwalk : [she gets tied up by a street light] But how?
Irony Maiden : In concentrating on my armor, you forgot about my ironic field. You see, it just so happens I had my armor rustproofed only yesterday.
Catwalk : What now? Your chamber of death?
Irony Maiden : Well, sadly, my ironic field works both ways. I had to sell my chamber of death in order to pay for the rustproofing. Until we meet again, Clawed Crusader!
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Narrator : When last we left the Supermodels, Catwalk was pitting all of her feline ferocity against her uncanny arch foe, Irony Maiden.
Irony Maiden : Poor putty. When are you going to realize that none of your pathetic claws nor clever devices are a match for my indestructible armor?
Catwalk : No gadgets this time, Maiden. I'm afraid I had to sell them all... to afford this!
[she sprays green perfume at Irony Maiden]
Narrator : Catwalk fires her newly acquired expensive atomizer.
Catwalk : Haha! Let's see how ironic you can be when you're rusted solid... with rust!