Wingin' It (TV Series)
Dramarama (2010)
Brian Alexander White: Alex Horatio P. Rodriguez
Quotes
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Carl Montclaire : I can't compete with an angel.
Porter Jackson : You can when it comes to acting. What about your great impression of Alex?
[later, in the classroom]
Carl Montclaire : Okay, let's see if you can get who this is: "Hey, does this look infected?"
[Porter, Jane and Alex laughs]
Alex Horatio P. Rodriguez : Good Porter impression! By the way, does this look infected?
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Jane Casey : Okay, Alex. Porter and Brittany kiss, then you enter and say: "Fish for sale!" and then you exit again. Let's try it.
[Alex exits the stage]
Jane Casey : And action!
Alex Horatio P. Rodriguez : [comes in] Sale for fish! Fresh sale for fish!
Jane Casey : No, it's "fish for sale."
Alex Horatio P. Rodriguez : Got it. For sale, fish!
Jane Casey : Not quite right. The line is: "Fish for sale." Let's try it again.
[Alex exits again, closing the door]
Alex Horatio P. Rodriguez : [without coming in] Fish for sale!
Jane Casey : Come in, Alex!
Alex Horatio P. Rodriguez : [comes in again] Sale for fish! Fresh sale for fish! For sale, fish! Sale... Fish sale for!
Jane Casey : "Fish sell for?" What does that even mean?
Alex Horatio P. Rodriguez : I don't know! I didn't write this play!
[Jane hides her head in her hands and moans]
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Carl Montclaire : [in the play] I won't let this heat wave beat me! My deliveries are down and I got a truck loaded with curdled milk. And it's gone sour. Just like me, just like us. And you know what I'm gonna do with that curdled milk? I'm gonna make cheese! I'll make mozzarella and cheddar! And gouda and Swiss! I'll even make camembert.
Jane Casey : What about Havarti?
Carl Montclaire : I'll even make Havarti. For anyone who'll have it!
Jane Casey : Oh, Oliver! You're free! You're the milkman I fell in love with.
Carl Montclaire : And I'm not sour anymore.
[they kiss, and breaks it up a few seconds later]
Carl Montclaire : Woah.
Alex Horatio P. Rodriguez : [comes in] FISH!