- Carl Montclaire: Good morning. Welcome to class. I'm Mr. Becker, uh, your substitute teacher.
- [clears his throat to make his voice darker]
- Carl Montclaire: Uh, substitute teacher. The beard probably tipped you off. And the 'Mr' part.
- Carl Montclaire: [as Mr. Becker to himself] You sort of remind me of myself... before I had this beard.
- Angela Montclaire: Have we met before? You look strangely familiar.
- Carl Montclaire: Oh, I get that a lot, Mom... Mooom of Carl.