The Simpsons (TV Series)
American History X-cellent (2010)
Karl Wiedergott: Prisoners, Burns' First Cellmate, Two-Hook Handed Man
Quotes
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Burns' First Cellmate : Hiya, pal! I guess we're just two white-collar criminals.
Mr. Burns : Oh, thank God. I thought you might be a hardened tattooed criminal.
Burns' First Cellmate : Nah, they don't turn out too many of those at Dartmouth.
Mr. Burns : Dartmouth? Guard, get me away from this brute! Get me out this instant!
Burns' First Cellmate : Got my Masters at Virginia, the public Ivy.
Mr. Burns : Guard!
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Prison Guard : Time for your cavity search.
Mr. Burns : Oh, I haven't had a cavity in over forty years.
Prison Guard : I wasn't talking about your teeth.
Mr. Burns : Nor was I.