The Simpsons (TV Series)

American History X-cellent (2010)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson

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Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : [apologizing to Lisa]  It was an accident! I didn't mean to kill our ants.

  Homer Simpson : [passing by]  Patty and Selma are dead? Whoo hoo! Double funeral!

  [Dances and sings] 

  Bart Simpson : Dad, before you jump to any conclusions...

  Homer Simpson : Oh, please tell me they suffered.

  [Patty and Selma appear] 

  Homer Simpson : G-G-G-hags!

• Bart Simpson : Mom, where are you going?

  Marge Simpson : Shopping. Whenever the town riots, the malls are empty. You stay here while I'm gone.

  Bart Simpson : Oh, I hate being stuck inside.

  Marge Simpson : You can play with your sister.

  Bart Simpson : Mom, you don't play with Lisa, you play despite her.

• Bart Simpson : Shall we let her live the rest of her life out in the wild, or in captivity like Grandpa?

  Grampa Simpson : Hey, in my mind, I'm free!

  Dream Grampa : [Inside a cage in Grandpa's mind]  No you're not, ya idjit.

  Grampa Simpson : Oh.