Jamie Kaler: Mike Callahan

Quotes 

• Stephanie Layne : I am telling you, a well-organized closet is one of life's underrated pleasures.

  Bobby Newman : Like eggs for dinner.

  P.J. Franklin : Or diving into a perfectly still pool.

  Mike Callahan : Or a warm toilet seat.

• Stephanie Layne : [watching pro soccer for the first time]  Why's he takin' off his shirt?

  Mike Callahan : Well, that's what they do when they score a goal. At the end of the game they ALL take their shirts off and exchange them.

  Stephanie Layne : How long do I have to wait for that?

  Mike Callahan : Ah, about two Merlots.

• Mike Callahan : You gotta go with FBI. You can wear my Female Body Inspector shirt.

• Mike Callahan : Ah, he was cocooning. That's what men do before a big move.

  Stephanie Layne : I'm pretty sure that's caterpillars.

  Mike Callahan : We're all related.