You Should Meet My Son! (2010)

Stewart Carrico: Brian

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• Brian : Great salad.

  Salsa Rojah : Anything else you need tossed?

• Chase : I'm looking for a stud.

  [Brian looks at him] 

  Chase : In the wall?

  Brian : Oh. Right.

• Brian : You mean you're hanging out with male strippers?

  Mae : Well, just the one!

• Mae : So Jennie Sue, have you and Brian given any thought to what you'll name the children?

  Brian : Mom...

  Mae : Well I'm just makin' conversation!

• Mae : [Answering to the door to Salsa and Kitty]  Oh, it's so good of you to come!

  Brian : Oh, yeah, because we always have drag queens over for dinner.

• Mae : Suppose one of your kids turns out to be gay!

  Brian : Mom that's not the point!

  Mae : That's exactly the point. Your son tells you he's gay. What are you going to say to him? You going to tell him to be proud of himself? Go find a place for himself in this world? Or are you going to tell him to go hide in a gated community and marry a woman he doesn't love and pretend he is something he is not?

  Brian : Mom, please. Why can't you just let me do this?

  Mae : Because I love you just the way you are! You stupid jack*ss! And if you think this world won't give you the things that you want... love, kids, a family - then I am gonna have to change the world because I will not have it change you.

• Mae : Suppose one of your kids turns out to be gay!

  Brian : Mom that's not the point!

  Mae : That's exactly the point. Your son tells you he's gay. What are you going to say to him? You going to tell him to be proud of himself? Go find a place for himself in this world? Or are you going to tell him to go hide in a gated community and marry a woman he doesn't love and pretend he is something he is not?

  Brian : Mom, please. Why can't you just let me do this?

  Mae : Because I love you just the way you are! You stupid jack***! And if you think this world won't give you the things that you want... love, kids, a family - then I am gonna have to change the world because I will not have it change you.