United States of Tara (TV Series)

From This Day Forward (2010)

Rosemarie DeWitt: Charmaine Craine

Quotes 

• Tara Gregson : He told me we have a brother.

  Charmaine Craine : A brother? Come on.

  Tara Gregson : Yes. He said it in a totally disjointed, early Alzheimer's dad-like way, but he said you and your sister have a half-brother and I was married before I met your mom.

  Charmaine Craine : Well, let's see. Dad thinks Bob Hope is still alive.

• Tara Gregson : Mom's going to do that thing where she holds up her arms open like she's a warm person.

  Charmaine Craine : Max, could you do me a favor and hot-glue gun her lips together?

• Charmaine Craine : [having found out that she has a half-brother]  Is he alive? Where does he live? I date a lot of guys in this state.