Gossip Girl (TV Series)

Ex-Husbands and Wives (2010)

Blake Lively: Serena van der Woodsen

Quotes 

• Serena van der Woodsen : [to Dan]  Thanks for coming with me. I know this was a complicated one for you.

  Dan Humphrey : When are things not complicated with Serena Van Der Woodsen?

• Blair Waldorf : What's going on? You haven't lusted after a Louboutin all morning.

  Serena van der Woodsen : I just have to get home.

  Blair Waldorf : Is it Lily?

  Serena van der Woodsen : I think Rufus cheated on her.

  Blair Waldorf : Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I didn't know they even had groupies that old.

• Serena van der Woodsen : What are you doing here?

  [coldly:] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : No pills to steal in Brooklyn?

  Jenny Humphrey : I actually came by to get a dress.

  [hides the envelope] 

  Jenny Humphrey : If you haven't destroyed them all already.

  Serena van der Woodsen : I have no interest in your wannabe Watanabe. And I'm sure you saw your stuff by the front. And last time I checked, dresses weren't in the kitchen near my Mom's medicine.

  Jenny Humphrey : Do you even know what your Dad's prescribing her?

  Serena van der Woodsen : Probably something with high street value or you wouldn't be interested.

  Jenny Humphrey : If you could just stop hating me for one second you'd actually see I was trying to help you.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Yeah, I know you and your Dad has done wonderful things for the van der Woodsens.

  Jenny Humphrey : Like it's been such a banner year for the Humphreys? I would give it *all* back, the clothes, the parties, the limo rides, just for one day that felt normal.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Then why are you still here?

  Jenny Humphrey : [shakes her head]  You're right. Nothing would make me happier than to go back to Brooklyn forever.