The Simpsons (TV Series)

Postcards from the Wedge (2010)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Groundskeeper Willie, Homer's Brain

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Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : [Angry]  You're a month behind on your homework?

  Bart Simpson : I tried really hard to keep you from finding out. Does that count for something?

  Homer Simpson : [Still angry]  A little!

• Homer Simpson : Marge, we can't let Bart get between us. He's the reason we had to get married in the first place.

• Marge Simpson : I don't mind if you pee in the shower, but only if you're taking a shower.

  Homer Simpson : No freedom. I have no freedom around this house! After sex, I'm not talking to you!

• Marge Simpson : Mister, you are grounded.

  Homer Simpson : And no TV.

  Marge Simpson : And I'm taking all the exciting colors out of your crayons.

  Homer Simpson : And when you're out of my sight, you must constantly Twitter me exactly what you are up to, even though I don't know what Twitter is and have no desire to find out.

• Homer Simpson : Once again sleeping at work has saved my marriage!

• Marge Simpson : That's one month of homework? It seems like a lot for a young boy.

  Homer Simpson : I say he should get more homework. I don't have to help him, do I?

  Principal Skinner : No.

  Homer Simpson : Pile it on! I want him to be Korean by the time he's done.

• Groundskeeper Willie : Hoisting a bag. Aye, there's no better feeling on Earth.

• Marge Simpson : Let's have lunch at Crouching Tiger Hidden Eggroll.

  Homer Simpson : No line, close to the bathrooms... I see no reason to disagree.

  Bart Simpson : Smooth move, mom. Choosing the one place that doesn't serve beer.

  Homer Simpson : What the... Then I wanna eat at Moe's Express.

  Moe Szyslak : [to bartenders]  And by express I mean express your anger at the world.