Ghosts (TV Series)

Alberta's Fan (2021)

Rose McIver: Samantha

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• Jay : He wants to put his junk in my jam-jams?

  Samantha : Jay, this is running a B&B. This is what separates us from the hotels of the world. People expect a personal touch.

  Jay : Something personal is getting touched all right.

• Samantha : Jay, you're not going to like this, but we have to drag him off the property.

  Jay : What?

  Samantha : We cannot let him die here. He could become a ghost, and we'd be stuck with him forever.

  Jay : You mean invisible Todd roaming the hallways collecting everyone's toenails? I do *not* like that.

• Jay : This chicken expires today.

  Samantha : [scoffs]  Those dates are just to make you throw stuff away and buy more. I wrote a whole article on this. It's a scam by big chicken.

  Jay : Big chicken?

  Samantha : Yeah, so stop acting like one and just cook it!

  Jay : Damn, girl, I love that wordplay.