George Burns: George Burns

Quotes 

• Ronnie Burns : It's no use, Mother, we just can't surprise him. Dad, why are you always so calm? Why doesn't anything ever startle you?

  George Burns : For a boy with a mother like yours, that's a pretty silly question.

• Gracie Allen : George, did you know that male and female skunks fall in love with each other because of thier sense of smell?

  George Burns : Oh, really?

  Gracie Allen : Yeah, they don't have any.