- Jon Arbuckle: [about his car estimate] Oh, I've decided what I'm going to do.
- Garfield: Walk a lot of places.
- Garfield: [after seeing how much Jon's estimate is] That's enough money to keep me in food for, I don't know, nine days?
- Al: Uh, yeah, pal, uh, what can I do for you?
- Jon Arbuckle: Uh, I had a little accident. I'd like to get my car here fixed.
- [stunned, the repairman walks over to Jon's wrecked car]
- Al: You... You want to pay me... to fix this?
- Jon Arbuckle: That's right. Do you think it'll be very expensive?
- Al: Very expensive? Nah. But could you excuse me a second? Uh, I have to make a phone call.
- [chuckles and runs over to the telephone]
- Al: That's right, Blanche. W-We can afford to buy that new house now. Right, and... and send the kids to college, and... and your parents can have that trip to Europe. And buy yourself that gold watch you always wanted. Listen, buy five! We're rich! Rich! I'll talk to you later!
- [hangs up and walks back to Jon]
- Al: Uh, now where were we? Uh, oh, right. No, I don't think it will cost a lot.
- Jon Arbuckle: We could stop at the market and buy some fish.
- Garfield: Oh, let's just get pizza. With nothing that swims on it. I've developed a whole new respect for fish. Actually, my big disappointment is that I promised Jon would fall off the pier five times and he only did four.
- [Odie whimpers]
- Jon Arbuckle: Well, guys, we should... Whoa... Whoa!
- [Jon trips and falls off the pier]
- Garfield: Five! Yes!
- Judge: Mr. Arbuckle. I remember you from last year.
- Jon Arbuckle: [chuckles] Yeah.
- Judge: You caught three tires, a hubcap, and a pair of seat covers. You here to try for the rest of the car?
- Garfield: What I can't figure out is if I was only having a dream sequence, how did those lines get connected?
- Jon Arbuckle: A sunny day, no smog, a beautiful ocean, and all the time in the world to fish.
- Garfield: Yeah, and Jon will fall off the pier five times before we leave. Watch.
- Jon Arbuckle: All right, Garfield. I think we should split up so we cover different areas.
- Garfield: Good idea.
- Jon Arbuckle: I'm gonna go down that way while you and Odie go that way, okay?
- [Garfield shakes his head]
- Jon Arbuckle: Oh, don't like that idea, huh? Too bad. You don't want me going this way because you know this way is where the fish are.
- [Jon accidentally falls off the pier again]
- Garfield: We didn't want you going this way because we knew this way is where the pier ends. Two. Three more to go.
- Jon Arbuckle: Just you watch. I'm gonna catch a fish twice the size of this sardine and win the contest. Right, Garfield?
- Garfield: [to a fisherman] You got it in the bag.
- Jon Arbuckle: I don't care what any of you think. When it comes to fishing, I know my way around.
- [walks away and accidentally falls off the pier]
- Garfield: That's one.