Jersey Shore (TV Series)
That's How the Shore Goes (2010)
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino: Self
Quotes
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Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino : Hey Ma, this is my new girlfriend for the next couple months until I break up with her when summer starts.
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Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi : Try me...
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino : Try? If you're hungry try a Snickers?
Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi : Yeah. Try me.
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino : All right.
[they kiss]
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Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino : This whole summer has been pretty wild, pretty crazy. Lots of fights. Lots of hookups. Lots of drama.
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Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino : Down here at the Shore, one minute you've got three girls in the jacuzzi, the next minute somebody's in jail and you have to bail them out. That's what happens down at the Shore.
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Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino : Maybe we should get a Shore house next- next summer.
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Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino : See you next summer!
