Jim MacGeorge: Dr. Scarab

Quotes 

• Dr. Scarab : I'm surrounded by - wh-what are they, oh, yes - Idiots!

• Dr. Scarab : [after letting Mechanic keep the dog to stop him crying]  Sometimes I'm... I'm just too nice.

• Dr. Scarab : You muddleheaded buffoon. You bonehead. Take your pick.

• Dr. Scarab : You're brilliant. You're a genius.

  Mechanic : Hey, I'm a brilliant genius.

  Glove : You're better than that. You're an ignoramus.

  Mechanic : Ooh, gee, thanks, Glove!

• Mechanic : Look, boss, he's happy. He's waggin' his little tail.

  Dr. Scarab : Well, he'd better find the omega amplifier, or he won't have a tail to wag.

• Mechanic : Please, boss. Let me keep 'im. He helped you find your gizmo, didn't he?

  Dr. Scarab : Well, yes, I can afford to be generous this time, Mechanic. But don't think I'm gonna make a habit of it. I do have my reputation to consider.

• Dr. Scarab : [enters the theater to find Spot - and the identical Petunia]  I must be working too hard; I'm - I'm seeing double.

  Bionic-1 : [behind the stage curtain]  In a moment you'll be seeing *stars*.

  Sport-1 : [it lifts]  Yeah. Six of 'em.

• Dr. Scarab : The Bionic Six! Upstage them, Glove!

  Glove : Acting lessons, anyone? Here's a few pointers.

  [fires missiles toward the stage] 

  Karate-1 : [scattering with the rest, he jumps to the ceiling and throws a tile down]  Exit, stage left. The show looks like a hit.

• Bionic-1 : [after the fight in the theater]  Looks like your show is over, Scarab.

  Dr. Scarab : Don't count on it, Bionic-1. There's still one more encore.

  [activates the lights infused with rays] 

• Mother-1 : Those beams - they're paralyzing us.

  Dr. Scarab : Well, you bionic hams, you wanted the spotlight and you got it. Wait'll you see the second half of my little play. I call it Death of the Bionic Six. It's a comedy.

  [laughs] 

• Dr. Scarab : [Spot chews the light circuits which control the ray the Bionic Six are caught in]  He's upstaged us for the last time.

• Dr. Scarab : [fleeing the theater]  It's time for a little adlibbing.

• Dr. Scarab : Parting in such sweet sorrow -

  [jumps through the stage trapdoor]