Batman: The Brave and the Bold (TV Series)

A Bat Divided! (2010)

John Michael Higgins: Riddler

Quotes 

• Henchman : And now it's time for Gotham's favorite game show, "Riddle Me This!", starring the prince of puzzlers, the king of conundrums, the Riddler!

  Riddler : [to canned studio applause]  Thank you. And now allow me to introduce our guest contestant, Booster Gold. And tonight, he's playing for a big prize: the life of Batman.

  [a sign turns around, revealing Batman lashed to it] 

  Riddler : Here's how our little game works. I'll ask you a series of riddles, and for every incorrect answer, Batboy gets a teeny, weeny zap, like so.

  [pressing a button on his cane to demonstrate] 

  Riddler : Get the picture?

• Riddler : Now, Booster Gold, riddle me this. What creature is on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three in the evening?

  Booster Gold : A nine-legged... unicorn!

  Riddler : [buzz]  I'm sorry. The correct answer is "man."

  [he shocks Batman] 

  Booster Gold : [a montage of his answers, followed by Batman getting shocked after each one]  Pancakes. Square dancing. You don't bury survivors.

  Riddler : I do love this show.

  Booster Gold : How about asking me questions on a subject I know about? Like me.

  Riddler : All right, Future Boy. Your partner's on his last wing, so think carefully. Riddle me this. What is blue and gray and tastes like chicken?

  Booster Gold : Uh, hmm...

  [a bell dings, indicating he took too long to answer] 

  Riddler : Wrong! The correct answer is "fried Batman."

  [pressing his cane, he sees Batman isn't there] 

  Riddler : No!