This is the Best Week Ever: on Monday, Michelle encourages race relations between Stan and Candy. Tuesday Jimmy makes Dwayne believe his desk is invested with squirrels. He and Sam provide the appropriate noises. Wednesday Reed orders five dozen cock-rings in Michelle's name, which turns on Kylie. Thursday: Dwayne complaints about Jimmy to Michelle, who offers him a massage. Friday: Michelle shows a video of all of the above on her phone to her CFO's Dave and Jenny.
—Il Tesoro