The Office (TV Series)

The Delivery: Part 1 (2010)

Steve Carell: Michael Scott

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• Michael Scott : Hey, should I bring a dictionary to the hospital?

  Oscar Martinez : The hospital will provide dictionaries. Bring a thesaurus.

• Michael Scott : [Pam is having contractions in the office]  Oh, oh, oh. 'Contraptions', she's 'contrapting'. Ok, you know what? I think that I should drive you guys to the hospital, and here is why: I am a licensed class C driver in the state of Pennsylvania.

  Jim Halpert : Michael.

  Michael Scott : I gassed up the car. Actually, I put diesel in this time, try to save some money.

  Jim Halpert : Michael, you shouldn't have done that.

  Michael Scott : Happy to do it. Also, I did a heck of a job babyproofing this office.

  Pam Beesly : You know the baby's not gonna live here, right?

  Michael Scott : Well, the baby was conceived here, so it might as well live here a little bit too.

• Michael Scott : I printed out 10 ways to induce labor. And I'm thinking we just do the opposite of those things and we can slow down your labor. Erin, read the first one.

  Erin Hannon : Um, stimulate the nipples.

  Michael Scott : Okay, nobody touch Pam's nipples. Think of Pam's nipples as Toby's grundle.

  Kevin Malone : Her shirt is touching them. Maybe we should cut holes in her shirt.

  Meredith Palmer : I have a shirt like that in my car.

  Michael Scott : Okay, yeah, why don't you go get it.