Home Economics (TV Series)
Mango THC Gummies, $18 (2022)
Jimmy Tatro: Connor
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Quotes
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Lauren : Being divorced is the best. You have nobody to answer to. Like tonight, after this, I'm gonna go home, I'm gonna take a bath, and eat a chunk of cheese like it's an apple.
Connor : Maybe you're right. Maybe I need to eat more bath cheese and stop chasing some feeling that always seems to end up in sadness.
Lauren : Now you're getting it. Feelings are for dummies.
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Tom : Huh... wow. That'll be interesting. At intermission, you're gonna be high as a kite.
Marina : It's fine. I just took one.
Tom : You took two.
Marina : Oh, right. This thing says the dosage is... half a gummy? Why the hell would they do that? Oh, my God, that's why I can't feel my hands. Oh, crap. Can you feel my hands?
Tom : Yes, I can feel your hands.
Marina : Okay, then maybe we'll be okay.
[abruptly exits as Tom follows]
Connor : Hey. How are you guys doing?
Marina : I'm high and I can't feel my hands.
Connor : Great, sweet.
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Connor : [phone chimes, reads text] Well, Denise says, "Everything is under control." Although it is in all caps.
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Lauren : [Connor enters the lighting booth] Mr. Hayworth?
Connor : Oh, Vice Principal Lauren. I was just, um... you mind if I watch in the booth?
Lauren : Sure. Margot won't find you here.
Connor : Oh, you saw that? Yeah, she gave me the key to her apartment.
Lauren : There's a lot of those in the lost and found.
Connor : I just needed a break from all these people.
Lauren : I don't blame you. They're the worst.
Connor : Shouldn't the vice principal at least, I don't know, pretend to like the parents?
Lauren : You know what, that's actually... huh, that's a really good point.
Connor : No problem.
Lauren : No, I'm gonna take that with me. Thanks so much.
[pause]
Lauren : See, that was me pretending.
Connor : Oh, wow.
Lauren : Yep.
Connor : I was convinced.