Batman: The Brave and the Bold (TV Series)
Aquaman's Outrageous Adventure! (2010)
John DiMaggio: Aquaman, Enemy Ace
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Quotes
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Mera : Enough with the daydreaming, Arthur. It's like you don't even wanna be here.
Aquaman : Of course I do, Mera, my pearl. It's just that all this driving's left me a bit overtired, that's all.
Mera : Arthur, Jr., you're missing some really beautiful scenery. Junior? Arthur, Jr.!
Arthur Jr. : What?
Mera : Arthur, please tell your son to watch his tone.
Aquaman : Yes, son. Your mother is the queen, after all.
Arthur Jr. : I don't understand why I had to come on this boring trip anyway.
Mera : To broaden your mind. To experience new places and cultures.
Arthur Jr. : I'd rather stay at home with my friends.
Mera : We're going to enjoy this vacation whether you like it or not.
Aquaman : [daydreaming again] Stand down, Black Manta! Your treachery ends here.
Mera : And you, Arthur. Remember, we promised, no work on this trip.
Aquaman : Perish the thought, gem of my ocean.
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Green Arrow : [using a trick arrow to catch two henchmen] That's called bagging the bad guys Star City-style, fish boy.
Aquaman : Indeed. Truly, you are the world's greatest archer.
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Batman : Stand down, Enemy Ace. Today we must fight a common foe: injustice.
Enemy Ace : Who are you?
Batman : Someone who's not supposed to be here, but neither is that cannon.
Enemy Ace : A weapon that destroys the enemy at such a distance, it is not honorable.
Batman : Will you help me?
[Ace nods]
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Fisherman : Bad news. Your government failed to pay the ransom, so I have to cut you loose.
Aquaman : Ahoy there, evildoer.
Fisherman : Aquaman. My old nemesis. I'll filet you like a flounder.
[getting trapped under a rocky arch]
Fisherman : An empty victory. You'll never save them from their fiery fates.
Aquaman : Never? Wanna bet?
[as he sends out a telepathic signal, two whales appear to rescue the submarine]
Aquaman : A fitting end to "The Rescue on Rainbow Reef"!
Mera : [he sees her as a dolphin] Arthur, are you paying attention?
Aquaman : To the fact you've finally learned English? How could I not? It's wonderful.
Mera : Arthur. Arthur, look out!
Aquaman : [waking from his daydream] Huh?
[narrowly missing an oncoming big rig]
Aquaman : Well, heh, that was... outrageous?
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Mera : Just look at all the monuments to surface culture we can explore. The World's Biggest Ball of Postage Stamps.
Arthur Jr. : Boring.
Aquaman : Bigger than the Great Barrier Reef? I doubt it.
Mera : The Museum of Cheese.
Arthur Jr. : Lame.
Aquaman : Ha! I eat cheese for breakfast.
Mera : Not helping.
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Enemy Ace : We are even, dark knight of the skies. I hope we do not meet again in combat. For your sake.
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Clock King : [holding a woman hostage] That's far enough, super schwein.
[Aquaman uses his telepathic powers to get lobsters in a nearby tank to attack him, and Arrow hits him with an arrow]
Aquaman : Well done, my friends. Now, that's how you stop a clock.
Green Arrow : [shaking hands] Yeah, whatever. I...
[groaning as Aquaman crushes his hand]
Green Arrow : Aah!
Aquaman : Never underestimate the power of teamwork, my friend. Say, how long does it take to eat a piece of apple pie?
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Aquaman : A real cowboy town, just like in the old west days. Is that Jonah Hex?
Arthur Jr. : Do we have to do this?
Mera : [getting into a stagecoach] How many of your friends can say they've been on a stagecoach?
[Arthur shuts the door]
Mera : Oh, aren't you coming, dear?
Aquaman : I'm feeling a little land-sick. You two go on ahead, I'll get a sasparilla at the saloon.
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Aquaman : [answering a call from Batman] You'll never guess what, old chum. I'm actually enjoying this family vacation. I...
Penguin : [laughing] You fell right into my trap, masked meddler. And when the razor-sharp beak of my drinking bird finishes you off, the Gotham crime world will make me its king.
Batman : Justice will deal with you, Penguin. Eventually.
Aquaman : Great grouper. Batman needs me.
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Aquaman : [defeating Planet Master] Well done, new chum. Be sure to drop by the next time you're in Atlantis.
Blue Beetle : Really? Awesome.
Aquaman : That about wraps it up for the...
Blue Beetle : Ooh, wait, um... do you think maybe I could title the adventure?
Aquaman : Of course, my young friend.
Blue Beetle : I got it. "The Attack of..."
Aquaman : [interrupting] That's right. "The Plague of the Planet Master"!
[giving Beetle a slap on the back, he hurries to his RV]
Aquaman : Farewell!
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Aquaman : [Mera inadvertently sees a news report about his teaming with Blue Beetle] That's not me, dear. It's Ocean Guy. Similar color schemes.
[seeing she isn't convinced]
Aquaman : Oh, I couldn't help it, my queen. The little blue guy needed a hand. We're heroes, it's what we do.
[Mera mutters in frustration]
Aquaman : But a king, a father, must never go back on his word. From this moment forward, no more heroics. I am on vacation with my beloved family!
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Aquaman : I feel like I got clobbered by a hammerhead.
Batman : It's worse than you think.
Aquaman : [seeing Mera and Arthur, Jr. tied up, too] My family. You fiend! Release them at once, or I'll...
Penguin : Silence, you waterlogged whelp! As I was explaining to Batman, my umbrella drones will fan out over the city and spray enough paralytic gas to render all its denizens unconscious. With one touch of this button, thousands of my umbrella rockets will launch from these tubes on parabolic trajectories over every corner...
Aquaman : It's my fault we're in this mess. I failed you both.
Arthur Jr. : It's okay, dad.
Mera : Maybe vacations aren't for people like us. Who needs them when you love your job? And you do love your job. Almost as much as I love you.
Penguin : I'm sorry, am I interrupting? I wouldn't want to bother you while I launch my umbrellas!
Mera : [Penguin laughs as the rockets launch] Show him why you're king of the sea.
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Batman : Thanks for taking time from your vacation to lend a hand.
Aquaman : Anytime, old chum.
[turning to Mera and Arthur, Jr]
Aquaman : I promised you a real family vacation, and by Poseidon, that's what I intend to give you. Now, who wants to see the Stonehenge made from old refrigerators?
Mera : Where's the fun in that?
Arthur Jr. : Yeah, I wanna see you save the world again. We'll call it "The Time My Dad Saved the World Again"!
Aquaman : That's my boy.
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Mera : Why are we going to Gotham?
Aquaman : [subtly checking his distance to Batman] Because, my precious coral, Gotham City is one of the continent's oldest and most historic surface settlements. It's a center of word art, commerce, and culture.
[hearing a woman scream, followed by gunfire]
Aquaman : Windows up.
Mera : You're here to see Batman, aren't you?
Aquaman : [playing dumb] What? Is this where Batman lives, heh? I had no idea.
[arriving at his destination]
Aquaman : Wait here, I'll be right back. And keep the doors locked.
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Aquaman : Batman, old chum.
Batman : Aquaman, what is it?
Aquaman : I need to be rescued. From this blasted vacation.
Batman : Not a good time.
Aquaman : I promised the wife I'd take two weeks off work, but I've got cabin fever. Superheroing is in my blood.
[hearing Batman grunting and punches being thrown]
Aquaman : Wait, you're fighting henchmen, aren't you?
Batman : The Penguin's on another crime spree.
Batman : The Penguin? Really? Need any help? I could be in Gotham in no time.
Batman : Enjoy your vacation, Aquaman.
Aquaman : Wait, but I...
[the call ends]
Penguin : [with a laugh, he fires flames from his umbrella] Roasted rodent, anyone?
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Clock King : Fools! Did they really think the Clock King could be thwarted by a simple time lock?
[an arrow yanks a bag of money from his hands]
Clock King : What?
Green Arrow : Time's up, Clock King. You're going back to counting the hours in your prison cell.
Clock King : Ha! This is your death knell, Green Arrow.
Aquaman : [on a rooftop] Time's up, Clock King.
Green Arrow : I already said that.
Aquaman : I saw your signal, noble bowman. Thought I'd lend a glove.
Green Arrow : I got this one, golden boy.
Clock King : Bash them to bits, my minutemen.
Aquaman : [seeing his thugs Tick and Tock] Henchmen. Yes!
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Blue Beetle : That gold doesn't belong to you, Planet Master.
Planet Master : Insignificant bug. Your puny powers are no match for the might of the planets. Feel the strength of Jupiter. The speed of Mercury. The cold of Pluto.
Blue Beetle : Newsflash: Pluto isn't considered a planet anymore.
Planet Master : Insolence!
Aquaman : [tapping him on the shoulder] Greetings from Neptune.
Blue Beetle : [awed] Aquaman? The Aquaman? Get out. What are you doing here?
Aquaman : Hello, my bug-eyed buddy. I'm exploring that mysterious 30% of the Earth's surface not covered by water.
Planet Master : Fools. Witness the power of the rings of Saturn.
Blue Beetle : [taking cover] You really don't wanna see the power of Uranus.
Aquaman : What say we silence this cosmic crook?
