The Simpsons (TV Series)
Once Upon a Time in Springfield (2010)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Krusty the Clown, Sideshow Mel, Mr. Teeny
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Quotes
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Krusty : If my writers knew how to appeal to girls, they wouldn't be writers.
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Krusty : I'd rather be a happy schnook than a noble schlumph.
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Montgomery Burns : We have to cut costs.
Lenny Leonard : But we have way more expensive unnecessaries than donuts.
Carl Carlson : Yeah, like the ceiling furniture.
Lenny Leonard : And all the joke ID badges we ordered.
Montgomery Burns : No donuts!
Lenny Leonard : No!
Homer Simpson : D'oh!
Carl Carlson : Nuts!
Montgomery Burns : Exactly!
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Homer Simpson : You can't win us back with mere donuts.
Montgomery Burns : Oh, but these donuts were made the old fashioned way. The dough sweetened with Cuban sugar from pre-Batista plantations, and fried in the tallow of three different animals, two of which are now extinct.
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Princess Penelope : We'll always have Sideshow Mel's dressing room.
Sideshow Mel : What? Ewwwwww.
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Gator McCall : I'm Gator McCall, head hunter.
Homer Simpson : Aaah!
[Hides under table]
Gator McCall : No, no. I find people to fill in jobs. I specialize in the nuclear industry.
Homer Simpson : I guess a head hunter can be anything nowadays.
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Krusty : Why do clown things always happen to clowns?