Jersey Shore (TV Series)

A New Family (2009)

Vinny Guadagnino: Self

Quotes 

• Vinny Guadagnino : Guys with the blow-outs and fake tans and... that guy wears lip gloss and make up. Those aren't Guidos, they're retards!

• Vinny Guadagnino : Bye Ma... stop crying.

• Vinny Guadagnino : First thing I see is this spiky haired Guido kid and I'm like; this kid's perfect. Then I see this big, muscular Guido kid. Sammi's not the hottest girl, you know what I mean? I would definitely expect a little hotter.

• Vinny Guadagnino : I see her get out of the car. All I see is big fake boobs, black hair with blonde streaks. You can tell she's a little high maintenance.

• Vinny Guadagnino : I'm not hating on the girl but you can just say your real name. I don't say; Hey, what's up? My name is, V-Woww. You know what I'm saying?

• Vinny Guadagnino : I'm the smallest guy here. Fuck!

• Vinny Guadagnino : Jwoww, you didn't mention you had a boyfriend all night. What a shady bitch!