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Shining Time Station (TV Series)
Schemer Goes Camping (1993)
George Carlin: Mr. Conductor
Quotes
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Stacy Jones : [when the tent is set down the rope he is holding onto causes him to fly across the room at an angle from it] Mr. Conductor, are you all right?
Mr. Conductor : [turning around where he landed on the information-desk] I'm fine. But next time I put up a tent, I'll fasten my seatbelt.
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Stacy Jones : Mr. Conductor, have you ever played the Building-a-Story game?
Mr. Conductor : Well, maybe you'd better tell me how to play it. That way, I'll be able to get the whole story.
Stacy Jones : OK, I'll start. Ooh, the best way to start on a camping-trip is with something... spooky. OK. It was a dark and stormy night.
[thunder cracks from outside and she shivers]
Stacy Jones : Then, um, the ship was lost at sea. Kara?
Kara : The ship hit a big rock, and water started rushing in.
Becky : The boat started to sink, but before it did, the captain jumped into the dark, dark water. Your turn, Mr. Conductor... Mr. Conductor?
Mr. Conductor : [with his eyes covered] Is it over yet? I can't look.
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Becky : Schemer tried to staple the tent to a tree?
Dan Jones : Yeah. We told him not to. Anyway, see - Schemer sent me back here to get more staples! And then he and Schemee went straight back into the tent, and then into the woods!
Stacy Jones : Oh, no; I hope they'll be all right.
Mr. Conductor : So do I. But you know, it does remind me of the time where Percy wouldn't listen, and he got drenched too.
Dan Jones : I bet Percy wasn't camping with Scout-Sergeant Schemer.
Mr. Conductor : No. But it was almost as bad.