- Monica Sullivan: We couldn't even get through a Q&A. How are we going to get through 'Swan Lake'?
- Monica Sullivan, Zach Peterman: Not to be prescriptive, but if 'Swan Lake' turned into just a giant brawl, and people are just grabbing at tutus and biting faces, I'm gonna watch that, and so's my daughter. That's good TV.
- Mike Devries: Where in 'Daring Greatly' does it say to hit people?
- Joel: Brené Brown would've slapped you too.
- Zach Peterman: Nobody serves up a hot-ass mess like you, Nick!
- Nick Blackburn: Great, put that on my tombstone.
- Monica Sullivan: You know, when I feel the way you're feeling, I have a little mantra that I like to say just to help pull myself out of it.
- Nick Blackburn: Oh yeah, what is it?
- Monica Sullivan, Nick Blackburn: Get up, you stupid little bitch! You'll do whatever's asked of you, and you'll not get any food or water until the job is done!