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Aspiring executive is sent home to find herself. The family business (orchard) needs saving. There is a missing recipe. Sound familiar? This describes a lot of movies in this genre. If you only pick one or two of those premises it probably describes 90% of them. Throw in that the exec is a little obsessive.

The acting is fair and in some cases poor. Kurt Szrka seems very unnatural, but he gets better and develops chemistry with Rhiannon Fish.

The character Tamara lacks the confidence in herself needed for the partnership she aspires to. It doesn't fit that she can be so good at marketing and not be able to describe herself. That should be second nature for herself. She is totally confident in what she is doing but has none in herself. But humility is a stereotype of heroines in these movies.

The background music isn't so much too loud, but at times it is distracting because it doesn't fit the conversation.

Somehow despite my objections, I stuck with it and thought the movie was OK. Nothing special, but OK. (That's 4 words.)

In all movies lately, all we see is "woke" crap, misrepresentantion of good books, good comics and so on.

This movie is no master piece, of course, but it has a lightness that give a break from all the other dumbness from "Netfreaks", hollywood trash and its equals.

Worth a watch.

Today I learned that knobby russets are a variety of apple.

Between Hallmark and Lifetime alone, nevermind ABC Family and countless other channels, the TV movie romance genre is one that is supersaturated and flooding the entirety of the surrounding landscape. It's a genre that for the average viewer is okay in small, irregular, rare doses, but becomes readily tiresome in any greater quantity. Where did 'Sweet as pie' originate? Does it matter? (It doesn't.) Set aside a few specific details - the characters' names and the actors behind them, to some extent, but mostly the primary setting - and from one film to the next, they are so identical that one could effectively be laid over top of another ad infinitum and it would still be extremely difficult to observe any variation. This doesn't mean that these are all inherently bad and without value; there is a time and place for most any picture, and sometimes an impossibly light, fluffy, kitschy little nothing is just what one needs. If nothing else, one can rest assured that one selection to the next will be consistent, with a difference of perhaps only degrees. Whether that is truly to the genre's advantage, or a congenital flaw, is in the eye of the beholder. Choose wisely.

"Consistent" is one word; "generic" might be another. This 2022 romcom shares almost everything with its twenty-first century kin: dialogue, scene writing, characters (in and of themselves, relationships, backgrounds), narrative, plot development, casting, acting, delivery, ham-handedness, music, direction, cinematography, editing, hair, makeup, costume design, production design, art direction, and more. Truly, a lot of the same filmmakers, writers, cast, and crew commonly churn out one such feature after another; some lines could be copied and pasted from one script to another and none would be the wiser. It's easy to think of any actor we've seen in any other similar piece, and swap them in and out with those appearing here. And so on, and so on. In fairness, consider each facet one by one and for the most part each is well done. The filming locations are lovely; I actually do like the choices of wardrobe, hair, and makeup. Maximilian Brey's photography really is very easy on the eyes, and despite myself, some of the humor herein is earnestly amusing. There are genuine kernels of cleverness here and there, however slight. I think it's safe to say that no matter how cynical one is, one can't fairly judge the actors' skills based exclusively on such fare as this; for what it's worth, I think they're just fine in what they bring to this charming if plastic cookie-cutter movie, and I'd like to see what they're able to do if given the chance elsewhere, not least star Rhiannon Fish.

On the other hand, the music is so bland, soulless, and unremarkable as to be sterile, and it might actually be the one aspect of the picture that's so overbearing as to be wholly aggravating. This is assuming one actually can overlook how ninety-nine percent of the feature is not just undistinctive but essentially indistinguishable, and how, for the fact of it, the contrivance of the production is all the more readily apparent. The sheer number of (minor) dramatic turns that Haidyn Harvey and Amy Katherine Taylor toss into their screenplay is kind of astounding. The end result is perfectly competent and perfectly pleasant, sure - but also perfectly formulaic, perfectly standard, and perfectly unexceptional. All this is well and good if you've never seen a single other comparable TV movie; if you have, I'm not sure there's any major reason to check this out. If you're an especial fan of someone involved, or if for some reason you just can't get enough of flicks like this, then by all means, jump right in. Otherwise, save 'Sweet as pie' for a day when you desperately need something lighthearted you don't need to actively engage with - or watch something equally identical. For better or worse, it's all the same.

6.7 stars.

If I could, I would make this review one sentence: Rhiannon Fish makes a movie. But that sentence wouldn't be quite enough to sum up this movie. If I had two sentences, here's what it would say: not only does she make a movie, but she is one of the greats. But that doesn't capture it all, so I have to say, unfortunately, one person cannot make a movie good, but if I had to choose anyone, she would be one of the top 10 favorites for me. She brings so much liveliness and personality to her roles, and she's not a one trick pony, even though her personalities are generally similar. The theme, and the story and the script of this movie are not very palatable. There is nothing good to say about it in fact, other than she is the star. It's difficult for me to ever give her less than seven stars in the end, but this movie is only 5.7 stars without her presence.

Sweet as Pie is a film that could have been a great deal more likable, enchanting, and watchable. The lead actress is a new and very talented, appealing young woman. Her acting, her facial expressions, her emotional range are absolutely a breath of fresh air in the standard rom-com genre. She is a pleasure to watch, in all her scenes, except the perfunctory flour flinging kitchen scene. She deserves much better material to work with.

Sadly, her co-star was not of the same caliber. Perhaps it was the fault of the script, the lines he was given, but he could not save this role in any way .His acting was wooden, his facial expressions had no range whatsoever, and just when all else failed, he was given that magic moment in all rom-coms..he got to remove his shirt and show a toned, buff, bare chest.

Even that gratuitous gesture, and the standard country fair could not save this very badly written film.

Half an hour into the movie, and we just had an epic musical montage scene while some people hung posters around a small town. That's the extent of the excitement in this movie. It's a real snoozefest with unauthentic dialogue, annoying mood music, cardboard characters, and cheesy directing/acting. The lead actress almost brings her role to life, but the lead actor can't do anything with the robotic lines he was given.

If you are 90% focused on something else while this is on in the background then you won't mind that it's as dull as dishwater. If you try to actually focus on this movie then you will be disappointed.