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8/10
An amusingly cheesy horror short
Woodyanders25 December 2009
Warning: Spoilers
Man, was this hysterically low-rent short'n'snappy three minute horror zombie short a total crummy hoot to watch. The plot: a coke-snorting junkie fires a few lethal lines of toxic nose candy and transforms into a deadly crusty-faced flesh-eating ghoul who attacks a young lady in an underground laundromat. That's about it for the flimsy premise, but luckily what this endearingly schlocky baby lacks in substance it more than compensates for in sheer ratty charm and gloriously gross and disgusting in-your-face graphic carnage: The shaky hand-held cinematography, ridiculously excessive badly dubbed-in screaming, generic shivery ooga-booga synthesizer score, lousy make-up, and especially the nasty and explicit blood-squirting and gut-munching gore are all pleasingly reminiscent of a vintage 70's low-budget Italian cannibal exploitation outing. Bonus points are also in order for the hilariously ludicrous "Don't do drugs" dire warning (!) at the very end of the flick. A complete cruddy riot.
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9/10
A creative 3 min warning against drug use
ferniedogu-116-57125631 March 2012
A very creative message advocating the horrors and consequences of doing drugs. As a zombie lover, I believe this to be one of the best ways to scare people from cocaine addiction! Also a fun 3 minute watch you won't regret. If you ever had or currently have any addiction to drugs that could kill you or potentially harm anyone else, this would be the movie to watch. Not going to spoil anything here(c'mon it's a 3 minute short!) but take a gander at a cheesy, old school feel of a movie. It's message just might save your life and you will not regret watching the horrific consequences of cocaine abuse to some mundane victims as opposed to having something like this happen to you. Stop reading my terrible review and click play already!
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