- [In "Saving Private Lion" - D-Day landing scene]
- Captain: Damn Germans. Always first on the beach.
- [In "Saving Private Lion"]
- Soldier: Hey Captain, how come we haven't seen any British soldiers yet?
- Captain: Ah, don't be ignorant. Everyone knows the Second World War was fought entirely by American actors.
- [At the end of "Saving Private Lion"]
- Old Private Lion: So, now you kids know what war was really like.
- Grandson: Yeah, cool for the first half hour, then boring.
- BaaadDad: [about the stereo system in Coolio's Hummer] I haven't heard noise that loud since the last war.
- BaaadDad: [to Coolio, about rap music] I never used to be able to understand more than about 10%. Listening to you, I can understand at least 90%