Sesame Street (TV Series)

Mine-Itis Hits Sesame Street (2008)

Kevin Clash: Elmo

Quotes 

• Sofia : Oh, Oscar. How could you eat at a time like this?

  Oscar the Grouch : With a spoon?

  Sofia : [Angrily]  You know what, Oscar? You are a grouchy monster. THAT'S WHO YOU ARE! YOU NEED TO TELL US THE CURE FOR MINE-ITIS!

  Oscar the Grouch : OH, YEAH? And why would you want me to do a silly thing like this?

  Elmo : [Furiously]  BECAUSE, NOBODY ON SESAME STREET IS SHARING!

  Oscar the Grouch : Well, The neighborhood never looked perfect.

• Sofia : Maybe Brian Williams was wrong all along.

  Elmo : AHEM! Elmo Monster is happy and proud to announce that people are still sharing on Sesame Street! YAYYYYYYY!

  Oscar the Grouch : Heh-Heh-Heh! Well, I got some news to tell you. There won't be much sharing going on for long! In case you may not notice. There is a whole lot of Mine-Itis going on.

  Everybody : [Elmo and Sofia]  Mine-Itis?

  Oscar the Grouch : Yes, It's a grouch sickness that makes everything world their's and they don't want to share it.

  Sofia : If it's a grouch sickeness. Why is everybody getting it?

  Oscar the Grouch : Just luck I guess.

  [Looks through his binocular] 

  Oscar the Grouch : Ah, What did I tell you. Maria is coming down with Mine-Itis right now. Look at her. She is starting to get wildly itchy.

  Maria Figueroa Rodriguez : [as she scratches her skin]  Guys, I am starting to get wildly itchy.

  Oscar the Grouch : Now he hopping like a kangaroo.

  Luis Rodriguez : Why are you hopping like a kangaroo?

  Maria Figueroa Rodriguez : I don't know?

  Oscar the Grouch : Now she twirling.

  Maria Figueroa Rodriguez : [as she twirls]  Anybody feel like twirling?

  Sofia : I don't believe this!

  Elmo : Maria?

  Maria Figueroa Rodriguez : MINE!

  [Takes all the food away from Luis and Gabi] 

  Everybody : [Elmo and Sofia]  MINE-ITIS!

  Oscar the Grouch : A classic case.

  Announcer #2 : And now, Here is Brian Williams with a Sesame Street Nightly News Update!

  Brian Williams : This just in, Maria from Sesame Street has the case of Mine-Itis and she is not sharing. I repeat, Another case has been confirmed.

  Grouch Theif : MINE

  [Steals Brian's tie] 

  Brian Williams : HEY! THAT'S MY CLIP ON TIE!

  Everybody : Mine-Itis!

  Oscar the Grouch : No that's just a grouch who like to steal things.

  Grouch Theif : MINE!

  [Takes his microphone] 

• Brian Williams : HEY! GIVE ME BACK MY MICROPHONE!

  Announcer #2 : That was Brian Williams with the Sesame Street nightly news update.

  Sofia : Hope no one else gets it

  Oscar the Grouch : I wouldn't bet on it.

  Luis Rodriguez : Gabi, I am feeling kinda itchy.

  Gabi : Me too.

  Elmo : OH NO! LUIS AND GABI ARE ITCHING!

  Sofia : That's the first symptom!

  Elmo : NOW THEY ARE HOPPING LIKE A KANGAROO!

  Sofia : That's the second symptom!

  Elmo : NOW THEY ARE TWIRLING!

  Sofia : THAT'S THE THIRD SYMPTOM!

  Everybody : [Luis and Gabi]  MINE!

  Everybody : [Elmo and Sofia]  MINE-ITIS!

  [Screams in a panic attack] 

  Everybody : [We see the citizens of Sesame Street chanting MINE! MINE! MINE!] 

• Oscar the Grouch : Hey, Nightly news face! Would you to have old shoe?

  Brian Williams : MINE!

  [Takes the show and the pinging sounds] 

  Elmo : [sighs]  Oh no, It did not work!

  Brian Williams : Hey, Wait a minute! I don't own these things. I will give them back to you.

  Elmo : YAY! Mr. Williams' mine-itis is cured.

  Brian Williams : Yeah, But why is my mouth smell like chocolate and fish?

  Elmo : Maybe Mr. Williams doesn't want to know!

  Brian Williams : I better go brush my teeth!