Better Off Ted (TV Series)
Mess of a Salesman (2010)
Andrea Anders: Linda Zwordling
Quotes
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Linda Zwordling : [to Veronica] There's really no middle ground with you. Either you don't care at all or you care 100 and crazy %.
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Veronica : I'm getting an award! Every year the Veridian Charitable Foundation honours someone who's been outstanding and this year they've chosen me.
Linda Zwordling : For what?
Veronica : For being outstanding!
Linda Zwordling : For being outstanding at what?
Veronica : [pause] *I'm* getting an award!
Ted Crisp : You realize as an honouree you're gonna have to raise a bunch of money for the foundation?
Veronica : I know, that's the part I'm dreading. Linda, you do it for me. Huh, that wasn't so bad!
Linda Zwordling : Before I agree to do something I have no choice in, do you even know which charity Veridian's giving the money too?
Veronica : [pause] *I'm getting at award!*
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Veronica : It's time for this fawn to strap on a machine gun, spread it's wings, and fly
Linda Zwordling : Okay, what exactly do you think a fawn is?
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Linda Zwordling : [Speaking to Mr. Page; head of the Veridian charity foundation] No, we're not done here. This woman opened her heart, and that happens so rarely, you could hear the hinges squeak. I will not let you slam that rusty heart door shut.
Veronica : [From behind Linda] Go, Linda. Release your anger.
Linda Zwordling : You will not crush this woman's spirit and love. You spineless, condescending bureaucrat.
Veronica : Good, Linda. Only your hatred can destroy him.
Linda Zwordling : You, sir, are a bad egg.
Veronica : Yes! now strike!
Linda Zwordling : [Head butts Mr. Page] Wow. Where did that come from?
Veronica : I *am* a good mentor.
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Linda Zwordling : His head made a boop sound!
Veronica Palmer : Boop!