NCIS: Los Angeles (TV Series)
Random on Purpose (2009)
Chris O'Donnell: G. Callen
Photos
Quotes
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Special Agent G. Callen : Why would a wealthy engineer enlist?
Special Agent Sam Hanna : Same reason Pat Tillman left the NFL to join the Army. Patriotism. McKellon signed up after 9/11.
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Special Agent G. Callen : [just knocked him off a motorcycle] You hurt?
Ted Brock : Mm hmm.
Special Agent G. Callen : Good.
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Leon Vance : Our forensic expert has a theory about this crime that's... shall we say "original." Thinks McKellon is the victim of a serial killer. No other law enforcement organization in the country thinks the killer even exists. Can't say I do either.
Special Agent G. Callen : And you're sending this person, why?
Leon Vance : I was ganged up on.
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Special Agent G. Callen : Who gangs up on the Director of a Federal Agency?
Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange : Oh, you'd be surprised, Mr. Callen.
Special Agent G. Callen : And who's the expert?
Abby Sciuto : [Off screen] Oops. I think I took a wrong turn. Hello?
Eric Beal : Abby? We're in here.
Abby Sciuto : [Abby enters Ops] There you are. Hi. Wow! This place is seriously cool.
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Special Agent Sam Hanna : 5 years of married to a buttoned down Navy guy. She splits. Moves down here to get a taste of the crazies.
Special Agent G. Callen : I used to live here.
Special Agent Sam Hanna : Well you and crazy speaks for itself.
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Special Agent G. Callen : We're missing motive.
Eric Beal : Maybe because it's *random*.
Special Agent Sam Hanna : Oh, Abby got you on board.
Special Agent G. Callen : He *wishes*.
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Special Agent G. Callen : You've solved 15 murders in as many hours, Abby. How does that feel?
Abby Sciuto : Almost as good as being alive.
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Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange : You're going to tell me that I should have consulted you before...
Special Agent G. Callen : Nope... My team's getting half-a-day's deskwork in half an hour. You row pretty good.
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Special Agent Sam Hanna : Morning, G.
[seeing something offscreen]
Special Agent Sam Hanna : When did that happen?
Special Agent Kensi Blye : [entering] Hey, guys.
[seeing what Sam and G are staring at]
Special Agent Kensi Blye : Whoa. Who did this?
Special Agent G. Callen : Don't know.
[pan out to see the bullpen has been re-arranged]
Special Agent Kensi Blye : Where's all our stuff?
Special Agent G. Callen : Don't know.
Special Agent Sam Hanna : I think it's safe to go in.
Special Agent G. Callen : Don't know.
Special Agent Sam Hanna : I'm saying I think it's safe to go in.
Special Agent Kensi Blye : Am I seeing assigned seats?
Special Agent Sam Hanna : Yep. I'm here. This is nice. Nice! Oh, look. They even sharped my pencils.
Special Agent G. Callen : Do you write with pencils?
Special Agent Sam Hanna : [simply] No.
Special Agent Kensi Blye : Could be one of Nate's psych experiments.
Special Agent Sam Hanna : I'm not one of Nate's lab rats.
Special Agent G. Callen : You ever known me to receive mail?
Special Agent Sam Hanna : Nope.
Special Agent G. Callen : Send mail?
Special Agent Sam Hanna : Nope.
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[last lines]
Special Agent G. Callen : My team is getting 1/2 a days paper done in 1/2 an hour. You row pretty good.
Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange : Thanks.
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Special Agent Kensi Blye : So *you* moved out stuff.
Nate Getz : I tried to stop her.
Special Agent G. Callen : Hetty. She's the only one -
[Hetty enters]
Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange : Continue, Mr. Callen. Continue.
Special Agent G. Callen : With the authority.
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Special Agent Sam Hanna : Flagstaff PD found footprints in the dust. Same size. Same pattern. Abby's right. The Phantom's real.
Special Agent Kensi Blye : My god. I am buying that woman a beer.
Special Agent G. Callen : I'll buy her a brewery. But I still need to know why McKellon.