Alien Abdicktion (2009)

Derek Eavins: Cory Barnes

Quotes 

• Cory Barnes : How many times have you walked into a wall and got a penis-shaped scar?

• Cory Barnes : [after having his handcuffs roughly removed by a cop]  Ah, Rodney King!

• Cory Barnes : And there was this alien hovering above me - I mean, it's not like he was floating or nothing 'cause that would just be ridiculous...

  Michael : Yeah, that's the most ridiculous part of the story...