The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)
All King, No Kingdom/Untouchable (2009)
Kevin McDonald: Barry
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Quotes
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King Julien : Excuse me, little froggy. I believe you are a little confussed. I am the one who is telling the other animals what to do.
Barry : Oh?
King Julien : Yes. That is because I am king. However, you can apply for an internship.
Maurice : We are currently accepting applications for the spring semester.
[Hands Barry a form]
King Julien : But until you are properly internalized, you must cease the bossing around.
Barry : Oh, really? Cease this!
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Barry : [Private appears wearing a metal suit] It's time you and I got... in touch. Take this!
[Jumps at Private; nothing happened]
Barry : And this!
[Jumps Private again]
Barry : Huh? I can't...
Private : You can't touch me, but I can touch you.
Barry : No! Get away from me!
[Private shoots a suction cup dart at Barry and reels him in]
Private : Now I'm going to do something no one has ever done to you before.
Barry : No!
Private : Give you a big hug!
Barry : Uh... what?
Private : I'd be a grumpy gus too if no one ever hugged me.
Barry : Hum. This hugging is nice. Maybe a hug is all I really needed... or maybe I'm just a big jerk who likes to bully other animals.
Private : Oh, well in that case, I can just pop you like a grape.
Barry : No, no! Hugging's fine! Actually, I'm liking the hug.
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Skipper : [Recuperating from the poison] Sound off, Kowalski.
Kowalski : I can taste sound. But that's over now.
Skipper : Rico?
[Rico moans]
Barry : [Playing checkers with Private, who's still wearing the metal suit] King me!
Skipper : Is everyone else seeing a poisonous frog playing checkers with a robot penguin?
Rico : Uh-huh!
Skipper : Right. Back on the rack, men.
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Barry : My name is Barry, and you all work for me now. Everyone. You do everyting I say when I say it.
Marlene : Oh, have you ever heard a more adorable tirade? I just wanna scoop him up and give him a great big hug!
Barry : Trust me, lady, I'm not the hugging type. I'm more the do-what-I-say-or-I'll-ruin-your-life type.
Skipper : Oh, really, little hoppy? And how are you gonna do that?
Barry : Oh, like this.
[Touches Rico, who seizes up, sprouts little green bumps, and falls unconscious]
Barry : [laughs] Oh, that never gets old! That never gets old!