Community (TV Series)

Environmental Science (2009)

Alison Brie: Annie Edison

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• Annie Edison : [to Jeff]  You devious clump of overpriced fabric and hair product.

• Britta Perry : There's only one solution. Someone has to go to Chang and talk to him.

  Annie Edison : I vote we all look at Jeff at the same time.

  Jeff Winger : [looks up from his phone]  In a way, all of you are right. Okay, what was I tuning out?

  Annie Edison : You have to get Chang to call off some of this homework. You're the one with the silver tongue.

  Pierce Hawthorne : Yeah, go tongue Chang.

  Jeff Winger : Guys, what makes you think I can convince Chang of anything if I can't even convince you not to make me do it?

  Shirley Bennett : I guess it sounds crazy.

  Troy Barnes : Oh... Jeff does raise a good point.

  Pierce Hawthorne : I don't get it.

  Troy Barnes : Wait, you are convincing!

  [all gasp] 

  Shirley Bennett : You just made us change. You could do it.

  [Jeff looks up from his phone in frustration] 

• Señor Chang : Pencils down.

  [observes Annie still writing, walks to Annie's desk, clears throat, drags Annie's desk with Annie into the hallway and closes door] 

  Señor Chang : I want you all to write a one-page essay, in espanol, entitled, "Annie's Mistake."

  Pierce Hawthorne : Why doesn't Annie have to write it?

  Señor Chang : Okay, two pages, entitled, "The Consequences of Questioning Authority."

  Shirley Bennett : This is spanish 101. I know how to say "hello," "tomorrow," and that tables are female. That's the only spanish you taught us.

  Señor Chang : Oh, six pages on ignorance.

  Britta Perry : Guys, put your hands down. Senor Chang, please continue. We respect your authority.

  Señor Chang : Thank you, Britta. 20 pages on ass kissing! Due on Monday.

  Annie Edison : [from outside the classroom]  This Monday?

• Annie Edison : You devious clump of overpriced fabric and hair product.

  Shirley Bennett : Speaking as one of the meek, as soon as I inherit the earth, you a dead man.

  Troy Barnes : You got a weird forehead.

  Britta Perry : We're all very disappointed.

  Jeff Winger : All right, dial it back a little, Britta. If anyone should be disappointed, it's me. What kind of a group threatens to kick someone out unless he helps them?

  Pierce Hawthorne : What kind of a person is asked to help other people and then helps himself!

  Annie Edison : Yeah.

  Shirley Bennett : Mm-hmm.

  Jeff Winger : Helps himself? I don't think I like being talked to that way!

  Britta Perry : He's using fake outrage to justify leaving.

  Jeff Winger : Fake outrage? Justify my... Yeah, that's it. I'm out of here.

  Annie Edison : Oh, you're breaking up with the group?

  Jeff Winger : That's what you guys want.

  Pierce Hawthorne : It's all right, I've been divorced seven times.