Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Tom's Divorce (2009)
Aziz Ansari: Tom Haverford
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Quotes
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Tom Haverford : Leslie, I appreciate what you're trying to do, but once you go in there, you will see things you cannot unsee.
Leslie Knope : I'm a feminist, okay? I would never ever go to a strip club. I've gone on record that if I had to have a stripper's name, it would be Equality. But I'm willing to sacrifice all that I've worked for just to put a smile on your perfect little face. So don't blow this.
Tom Haverford : Alright.
Leslie Knope : Okay, lap dances are on me! I mean I'm paying for them. They're not actually gonna be "on" me.
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Leslie Knope : We are going to the Glitter Factory.
Tom Haverford : What?
Donna Meagle : Not me. I can't go back there. But if you see Jasmine, tell her she can keep Anthony, but I want my microwave back.
Leslie Knope : ...Okay, good. You're gonna take April home.
April Ludgate : No, I wanna go to the Glitter Factory!
Leslie Knope : Well, drop out of school and start doing meth.