Quotes
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : [last lines; v.o] Anyone can achieve their fullest potential. Who we are might be predetermined, but the paths we follow is always of our own choosing. We should never allow our fears or the expectations of other to set the frontiers of our destiny. Your destiny can't be changed, but it can be challenged. Everyman is born as many men, and dies as a single one.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Boss, partial plate Vance gave us belongs to a stolen car.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Not surprised.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Taken from a lot at Bingham Air Field outside Fairfax.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Think I just read something in the paper about Bingham. Jason Cutler out of Van Nuys, California, flew his private plane across the country three days ago. After arriving safely in Fairfax, family and friends reported him missing.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Tell Abby; dust the plane for prints. It looks like we found Kai's flight.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : So where's the pilot?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Dead, most likely.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : He was Kai-jacked.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Did you really just say that?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I regret it already.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : McGee, your McSqueeze is here.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Amanda? How'd she get upstairs?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh, Security called. I said bring her on up. Surprise, surprise.
Amanda Barrow : Hey.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Hey.
Amanda Barrow : I got your text, but I wanted to say good night.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Um, Amanda, these, uh, are my coworkers. This is Tony.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Hi.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : And this is Ziva.
Amanda Barrow : Hi, there.
Ziva David : Hi. It is a pleasure to meet you.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : She's lying.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : [knocks on the door] Ms. DeMarco? NCIS. We need to speak with you.
[No answer]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [knocks on the door] Ms. Demarco, open up! We want to talk to you.
[From behind the door, they hear a shotgun being cocked, and dive out of the way as a hole is blasted through the door]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [as they draw their weapons] FEDERAL AGENTS! DROP IT!
Linda DeMarco : [from behind the door, shouting] Did that piece of filth Cirraux send you? Because I've got a message for him! You can tell him...!
[peeks through the door]
Linda DeMarco : Did you say "Federal Agents?"
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Ziva, look at him.
Ziva David : What are you talking about?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : He's oozing a musky caveman-esque, primitive satisfaction. Like Heston in Planet of the Apes. And it didn't matter that that world was ruled by orangutangs, because Heston went straight for the mute chick in the loin cloth. You pulled a total Heston, didn't you?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I don't know about that. It was only a few minutes.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah, sometimes that's all it takes in my middle-aged world.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [re: Ziva] Why is she nice to you and not to me?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Maybe because you broke into my desk and stole my motivational CDs.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I put them back.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : You mocked me publicly.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I always do that!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Maybe they're working.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Lee Wuan Kai. North Korean assassin, one-time fanatical nationalist, credited with twenty-seven targeted hits in seven countries, dozens more by association.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : She likes quiet walks on the beach, laughing with friends, and playing Frisbee with her Cocker Spaniel, Rufus.
Ziva David : [snatches the file] It does not say that!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, it might as well.
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Connect Cirraux to Pak Su Ji.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, the poison's new, it's not part of Kai's previous M.O.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : It's two targets from two different worlds.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Both old guys, lots of money, homes in multiple countries...
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Both womanizers...
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : But no kids.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [turns to Tony] What'd you say?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : They-they don't have kids. Some people don't like rugrats.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Both have a kid's disease. Why?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Well, they both had hand-foot-and-mouth virus, so they had to be exposed at some point.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [smirks] Uh-huh.
[He turns and dashes for Abby's lab]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I hate it when he does that.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : It's totally unsatisfying.