The Super Hero Squad Show (TV Series)

Deadly Is the Black Widow's Bite! (2009)

Lena Headey: Black Widow, Mystique

Quotes 

• Iron Man : Ah, scanners are clear, weathers great, everything's quiet, guess that means something awful's gonna happen, huh?

  Black Widow : [thinking]  You have no idea. Hm!

• Mystique : [as Iron Man]  For the record, I love Italian food.

  Iron Man : Too bad. All you're going to get is jailhouse spaghetti.

• Captain America : She checks out. Natasha Romanoff aka The Black Widow. Freelance agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. We've worked with her before.

  Iron Man : Welcome aboard. Russian, huh?

  Black Widow : Yes, darling.

  Iron Man : Can you do me a favor and say "moose and squirrel"?

  Black Widow : No.

• Hulk : [notices Thor, Falcon and Iron Man looking romantically at Black Widow]  Hey, why everybody looking at girl like that?

  Silver Surfer : My comrades behave like they've never seen a female of their species.

  Black Widow : I'm used to it, darling. Happens all the time. I suppose it is something like, how you say, my super power.

• Dr. Doom : Report!

  Black Widow : I have soo much chocolate candy, darling. Do you think eat the caramel or devour the coconut?

  Dr. Doom : What kind of nonsense question is this? The caramel of course. Coconuts displeases me.

  Black Widow : Everything is going according to plan, they suspect nothing.

  Dr. Doom : Well why should they? You are an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., they have no idea the earlier battle was a ruse staged to fool them into trusting you. Ugh, I despise having to talk to do-gooder heroes!

  [Black Widow morphs into Mystique] 

  Dr. Doom : Much better, Mystique. Now go and gather information, report what you find, and do not fail me.

  Mystique : You don't have to order me around!

  [Mystique morphs back into Black Widow] 

  Black Widow : The pleasure is all mine, darling.

• Iron Man : I couldn't help but notice that you have a mouth. Do you like Italian food? Cause I know a place... a romantic table, you, me, no beavers?

  Black Widow : Ugh!

• Iron Man : Whoo, finally. Last checkpoint. All the fractals are here. Eh, Black Widow, you stand guard, I'll make the deposit.

  Black Widow : Nothing will go wrong on my watch.

  [laughs sinisterly as Iron Man moves into the vault] 

  Mystique : And by nothing, I mean everything.

  [shifts into Captain America's shape]