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Home Economics (2009)

Eric Christian Olsen: Vaughn

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• Vaughn : If you don't like my song, you don't have to listen, Britta, alright? I'm an artist, and I write what I feel. And I feel that you suck.

• Shirley Bennett : Oh, they're pretty good. This isn't weird for you?

  Britta Perry : No. Just wanna show Vaughn some support to help smooth things over.

  Vaughn : [singing]  Saying goodbye to Britta was the hardest thing to do / But when someone's a bitch and a liar / There ain't nothing left to woo / I'm getting rid of Britta / What am I doing? / I'm getting rid of the B

  Pierce Hawthorne : [singing]  She's a no-good B

  Vaughn : [singing]  I'm getting rid of Britta / I'm getting rid of the B

  Pierce Hawthorne : [singing]  She's a GDB

  Vaughn : Take it, Pierce.

• M.C. Dan Harmon : [rapping]  East side, west side north side, south / Vaughn's breath is so bad his butt's mad at his mouth / This rap is by Pierce Vaughn is dumb / He wears diapers to bed and sucks his mother's thumb / And when he wakes up stupid wishing he was me / He has a big poop breakfast with a glass of pee / Then he goes to school where he's stupid again / And everybody hates him even all his friends / When you come after Pierce then the battle is on / So this rap goes out to stupid Vaughn

  Vaughn : Uh-huh. Well played, Pierce. This isn't over.

• Vaughn : [singing]  Pierce, I don't need you in my band / I don't need your heart or your hand / I am my own person / And, Pierce, you're a B

  [speaking] 

  Vaughn : Yeah, you heard me say it.

  [singing] 

  Vaughn : Pierce, you're a B / Pierce, I don't want you to know / I...

  [unintelligible] 

  Vaughn : ... to grow / you can lie, just wait and see /

  [unintelligible] 

  Vaughn : ... that you set me free / Pierce, I don't want you in my band / I...

  [unintelligible] 

  Vaughn : ... your heart in your hand / ohh I don't need you in my life all you do is cause me some strife / I am my own person / I am my own person / And, Pierce, you're a B.

  M.C. Dan Harmon : [rapping]  This a song for Pierce Him so old / His body made Of wrinkles and folds / Stupid and ugly He smells like a fart / Poo-poo in his pants and poo-poo in my heart

  Vaughn : [singing]  Pierce, you're a B / Pierce, Pierce, Pierce, Pierce, you're a B

  [crowd singing] 

  Vaughn : Pierce, Pierce, Pierce, Pierce, you're a B

  Pierce Hawthorne : I'm Pierce. Yeah, song's about me.

  [crowd singing] 

  Pierce Hawthorne : Pierce, Pierce, Pierce, Pierce, you're a B

  Vaughn : Come on, sing it for me.

  [crowd singing] 

  Vaughn : Pierce, Pierce, Pierce, Pierce, you're a B Pierce, Pierce, Pierce, Pierce, you're a B

• Pierce Hawthorne : Vaughn, I want you to know I haven't changed my mind about the band. I'm out. Also, do me a favor, will you? Lay off Britta. I mean, she may walk like she just got off a horse, but underneath all that clown makeup, she's a good kid.

  Vaughn : Mm-hm. No worries, man. I've moved on.