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1/10
Just a terrible movie
maliyahming22 October 2021
Definitely unrealistic and fake the cringe literally is out of this world but it's not funny this movie is even. This movie reminds me of a movie even children won't even watch I decided to watch this movie and my family literally couldn't even take the cringe!!!!!!
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1/10
You go into it wanting to like it, but sadly it's a mess.
wingthwong5 February 2022
Tubi is a free app that is heavily commercialized to keep it free, so I didn't expect much, but then you find The Asylum is involved, so you know the production is probably on life support. With the headliners though, you expect a little more. I went into this optimistically, but found no redeeming qualities in this movie. It definitely wasn't even on par with an afternoon special. The premise is fully unbelievable. The children are fully wooden. The adults are treated like they all have sub 90 IQ. The main character's father is imbecilic. The security guard could have been played a little smarter, but was kept below idiotic. The teacher was an inept fool. The board president body guards were abismally inept and stupid. Although the principal was hardly seen, he was the only redeeming quality of this movie. And for those fans of old school 70s tv, you should pick up quick on who the principal is. Finally, the president of the board. Lord knows his acting past has been mostly subpar, even when he was on SNL, but come on, you're supposed to be better than this. You were mildly humorous at one time, playing sniveling little side pieces, but come on, you are now just an eyesore. Asylum is absolutely the worst at everything it touches, and this supposed family comedy is further proof it should just go away. This movie is an insult to families, to children, and to anyone who falls prey to the catchy name and poor references to any good Robin Hood production. A stoned person high on valium may enjoy this right before a crash.
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3/10
Robin Hood
BandSAboutMovies9 August 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Chase Brown plays a kid named Robin Hoode, so you know that he has to live up to that and be the one that steals from the head of the school board (Jon Lovitz) when he finds out that that fatcat is stealing money from the fundraisers he and his friends worked so hard to get.

It's kind of amazing that this is an Asylum movie to me, because there are no bad CGI monsters or warehouses. Well done.

Directed by Dylan Vox (who has moved into directing but was once in Showgirls 2) from a script by Anna Rasmussen and Ryan Ebert (the team that wrote the upcoming Shark Side of the Moon), this is an innocuous comedy about smart kids and dumb adults. Don't go in expecting Woody Allen or Bergman or whatever fancypants name you want me to come up with.

I'm just glad Lovitz is getting work. I doubt anyone from the latest cast of SNL will be doing direct to streaming movies in thirty years.
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10/10
Great Family Movie
mishaylahawkins5 October 2021
This movie was Fun! I loved the characters and the overall story of this movie. The laughing light-brown complected kid with the BIG Curly hair, that was in the early scene where The Principle was pie faced, has the most adorable face. He was an extra... Would love to see him in more films. He definitely HAS THAT HOLLYWOOD LOOK!!!!
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