- Sterling Archer: [Exiting lavatory as Flight Attendant adjusts her clothes] Hey, I gotta tell you, that's the first time that line worked for me, and I've tried it a bunch.
- Eryn: By the way, I'm a flight attendant, not a stewardess.
- Sterling Archer: Definitely the priority right now. Okay, flight attendant, can you show me the way to the second floor?
- [Eryn opens the door to the service dumbwaiter]
- Sterling Archer: Wow! You sure know your way around a shaft. Wait, no, I'm sorry. That was coarse; I apologize.
- Eryn: [Peering into the dumbwaiter] Hmmm. Looks like a tight fit.
- Sterling Archer: Dammit! That one's better.
- Hijacker: Shut up! Why would I listen to a captive?
- Sterling Archer: Well, you're kind of at the point of no return here. Pretty soon you'll have to start shooting people, and I don't think you want that... other than maybe that guy.
- Hijacker: [Pointing gun at passenger eating] Oh, yeah! Well every fish you eat is loaded with plastic micro-beads from face soap.
- Sterling Archer: Kinda getting the last scene of Scarface vibe from this guy, but with gluten-free cocaine.
- Hijacker: OK, what's your suggestion.
- Sterling Archer: Well, any time you need to make an example out of someone, maybe knock this guy
- [Looks at Cyril, whose folding paper swans on his tray table]
- Sterling Archer: around a little bit.
- Hijacker: I don't know. It feels like clubbing a baby seal. I'd hateto hit him if he doesn't deserve it.
- Sterling Archer: That's the point. If he gets hit, it could happen to anyone else. And let me tell you a secret - he's secretly a masochist; gets a lot of pleasure from being beaten up. He loves it; can't get enough of it. You'd be doing this guy a favor.
- Hijacker: All right, that's a load of my mind.
- Sterling Archer: And off mine too.