- Mitchell: Nah, he's not handsome.
- George: Ah, thank you.
- Nina: Why does this always happen when you tell a man another man is handsome?
- Annie: Yeah, i-i-it is possible for two men to be handsome.
- Annie: [looking at George, then quickly adding] Three men.
- Nina: Although he is really handsome...
- George: Oh, look, can we talk about something else?
- Nina: [in mock-cheerful tone] I'm a werewolf!
- George: [uncomfortable pause] I guess he's fairly handsome.
- Nina: Yes, well, let's hope he's deaf as well.
- Ivan: Taking out someone like Herrick is never clean. It's never clinical. It leaves a wound, and wounds get infected.
- George: I was actually looking forward to this, living with Nina. But I'm not sure even... I mean yeah, yeah, there's moisturizer and there's Tampax in the bathroom but it's not like we're having sex. We watch TV and she's just sitting on the other- I mean if she could see the screen from the patio she'd sit there.
- Mitchell: She saw you kill someone. That's aside from all the stuff about us.
- Nina: It's a lot to take in. You know, werewolves, ghosts, vampires... I didn't even believe in homeopathy before this.
- George Sands: It's not about you any more, so there's nothing left for you to do. You're like a piece of um... deadly furniture.
- Mitchell: Did you just call me deadly furniture?
- Daisy: Oh, that's sweet. You might tear someone's throat out, but God forbid anyone should see your winkie.
- Daisy: A lot of vampires, it's all about the blood and the world domination. Me and Ivan, we're just about the tourism.